| Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 |
| 11:21 pm |
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| Monday, March 30th, 2009 |
| 8:05 am |
im learning to wake up earlier, while still going to bed late. im going to die so early oh my god |
| Sunday, March 8th, 2009 |
| 10:52 am |
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| Saturday, February 21st, 2009 |
| 9:41 am |
hm
why does the new U2 sound just like The Arcade Fire? i know they took Them on tour with them but...........i hope the whole album doesnt sound like that. i like me some arcade fire, dont get me wrong but i dont want history repeating itself after i bought a coldplay cd and felt like i bought a compilation of shit i've been buying from other bands in the past couple of years. in other news .... this is cute  |
| Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 |
| 10:03 pm |
im......
not to happy that i've kept having to miss my doctor's appointments pretty happy that i have something to do this weekend. not happy that i have to wake up early every day pretty happy that i got my new speakers connected to my record player not happy that im probably going to force myself into lonely nights listening to roky erickson pretty happy that im starting my comic book weekly inbox not happy that we still cant verify the existence of aliens pretty happy that i've been working out not happy that i cant eat healthy all the time pretty happy that i could careless sometimes if i eat healthy or not |
| Tuesday, January 20th, 2009 |
| 10:13 pm |
man.
i wish i had a band and all the band members were cats. we'd be fucking AMAZING!!! we wouldnt play for money. we'd be like fugazi, all our shows would be 7 dollars. and we'd only release our songs on vinyl and i'd hire this guy Cool Cat |
| Sunday, January 11th, 2009 |
| 6:52 pm |
good-times
holding a ninja sword then saying the phrase "there can only be one" then using that sword to chop of the top of a christmas tree FEELS SOOOO AMAZING!!i highly suggest it. i never thought i'd be so happy to stumble upon a video of a japanese tv show presenting a man wearing black face impersonating Louis Armstrong in a very quirky comedic fashion. .....he cant even pronounce his "L"s...soooo good!! |
| Monday, January 5th, 2009 |
| 9:23 pm |
:( / :)
today was the first day of work. that ruled. = :) today was the first day of the new year that i went to practice since we havent practiced in a month. and it totally fucking sucked = :( i hate feeling like a babysitter. it'd feel be different about the situation if the songs that im writing were epic masterpieces. but its seriously 2 goddamn chords.......jesus christ. |
| Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 |
| 12:26 pm |
recently..........
i have found out that when im completely stressed out and when fustrations have me in the corner, I, like the jewish new yorker, Frances "Baby" Houseman and grammy award winning, Bret McKenzie.......all i wanna do is dance. ps. this is frances "baby" houseman  pps. i've discovered that when you replace "ck" (in words like "sucks") with "gg" it sounds ten times better. even better if your using words that end in "ing" and you take out the "g" at the end. its best suggested when having a conversation with heavy sexual content. example A: "fucking" : "fuggin"..........genius! "sucking" : "suggin"..........yyyyyeeeeesssssssss "porking" : "porggin".........its like discovering god...again example B: "dick sucking mother fucker! : "digg suggin motherfugger!"....i rest my case when doing this, somehow people will look at you as if you never graduated past jr high and have no moral respect or decency for yourself or the people around you. its amazing. it also helps when your holding a colt 45 in a paper bag, wearing a scarf and a leather jacket.......even better if you havent washed your hair (especially if you have curly hair and your growing out your hair, "big curls")......oh man...it would even be better if you had gloves with the fingers cut out! if you and a friend (guy or girl, prefferebly girl, somehow girls seem to really like playing this game) and you're at a party surrounded by judgemental, pretentious, stuck up pieces of shit and you like the have fun, try it |
| Monday, December 29th, 2008 |
| 3:56 am |
make me cum faggot.......
so i saw the new brad pitt movie the curious case of benjamin button. ill tell you what. the one lesson i did not learn was that love will stand the test of time. but the lesson i did learn was that im totally gay for brad pitt. in other news my friends and i got a knife pulled on us at a party for acting "gay" but not before being questioned on our sexual preference, because of course we were hanging out with, what would some like to call "high class". |
| Friday, December 26th, 2008 |
| 12:27 am |
what a great way to end christmas
i would say i had a pretty good day. my roommates wanted to go see MARLEY AND ME. honestly i didnt want to and neither did 90% of the people that went wanted to either. but the pressure was layed on and i ended up spending way too much money on food and now i feel like shit................not to mention completely fucking depressed. there's no way i can ever watch that movie again. they make you fall in love with this fucking dog for you to watch the whole family sob over the dog's death at the end. the only way i can top off tonight would be to warm up a nice bath. slit my wrists and bloodlet while playing O Fortuna in the background until my eyes close for the last time. hopefully i can watch this video enough to bring my spirits back up. |
| Monday, December 22nd, 2008 |
| 5:56 pm |
...ugh.......
i hate the fact that im forced to listen to these soundchecks. no matter what im doing its like i feel i cant really concentrate becuase i have the biggest discouragement ever, terrible terrible music blasting behind me. sometimes its hard for me to focus anyways but this doesnt help. sometimes i wish i wasnt here, infact, sometimes i'd rather my son be crucified on a cross then being here for this shit. its like being severely mentally handycap and the orderly forcing you to touch his dick. only a couple of more weeks..............only a couple of more weeks....... Current Music: Brand New Start - Little Joy |
| Thursday, December 18th, 2008 |
| 11:04 am |
im getting old........
so last night i got home around 10. i went to hang out with my mom and dad because my mom was making food at home. i dont like passing up a free meal, especially when im briz-oooooke!. anyways back to what i was about to talk about............ how do i get dragged into this shit?  i was so comfortable laying in bed, when i get a phone call asking me to go with to this night. yeah i had a bad day, so i thought "fuck it, why not" ....fuck it, why not  after sitting there trying to digest the music that was being played i realized i was probably better off at home finishing the book i'v been trying to finish for the past month..........and maybe listen to some dione warwick instead of some DJ trying to mash up beat it by micheal jackson with living on a prayer by bon jovi (im so over mash ups, i've been over mash ups since viet-fucking-nam), then followed by paper airplanes by mia then followed by mgmt's electric feel remix by justice. i hate my life |
| Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 |
| 2:30 am |
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its like realizing you have to agree to amputate an infected limb before the infection kills you. with so much going on in my life that i should be worried about...im consumed. this too...shall pass. |
| Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 |
| 3:27 am |
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